Friday, September 30, 2005

Stupid Stapler

Today, in English, our review was due. I had mine but hadn't stapled it yet so the girl next to me said that there was one up by the printer. I go up there only to find this heavy-duty, industrial warehouse stapler sitting there chained to the table. I pick it up and try like four or five different ways to staple my paper but a staple never comes out. I look up to see the entire class just staring at me. Not knowing what to say, I ask, "Does anybody know how to use this thing?" and my English teacher comes over and turns it around and puts a staple in my paper with relative ease. Yeah, it was embarrassing.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

you need to record yourself telling this story. it's good all typed, but much better when told. what a great story!


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