Oh Mamma!

This morning, my mom offered to give me money to go get a coat I want for Christmas. I said that me buying my presents kind of takes away the surprise and also, what if Santa gets it for me. Begin:

Mom: "Well, if you want Santa to get it for you you better be Pacific." (trying to say specific)
Me: "Santa is buying us a house in California?!"
Pause.
Mom: "Just go buy your coat."